Jimmy Chen is my friend. He is currently, and abruptly, single.
I know he looks like sort of a wise catfish or some creature monster from "big man, japan." What he lacks in magnetism he makes up with humorous critical thought.
He has a stereotypical asian-american deep voice and his speech has a slow tempo to it.
He's sort of a douche too. Once he wrote a post called "FUCK YOU JEREME!" on Htmlg because I said some shit that made him angry.
So my guess is he beats women. Kind of an overreactor.
I think i'm fucking this up. Check it:
(maybe he can get a sympathy blowjob at the next awp. i'm just saying everyone is already fucking everyone else anyways. just seems fair.)