Above is a picture of Tony Curtis sitting against some chick with natural boobs, a mole and grease lips. Tony has been moved to the I USED TO EXIST category as of today. Another dead octogenarian. Here's some Curtis quotes which may or may not apply to the act of writing:
Every movie I've been in has ended up on television.
I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
I like Vegas for its spontaneity.
I look at everything in an artistic way.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Its not age as much as the experiences I have had.
They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.
While you're doing it, you don't really know what you're doing.
Yes I'm still working, but my life's no longer filled with it.