Scott McClanahan is reading in NYC tonight. Scott is the bitch's bastard, a real mad dog in the rain. Here he is showing the young what being a man is about:
A human being made a short video about PANK. I am unsure why. What to expect in this video: asshole typewriter; masturbation; blazer & t-shirt; not Kristy Logan; book fragrance; park bench romantics; DR. ROXANE GAY; words; fun; overrated author; 80,000; tits on the beach; honey bear; trying not to look at the camera; dorking out; sexy answers; computers; emotional distancing.
Pank is one of the few journals I actually read. Peep the vid below.
According to facebook, xTx is now single. I am unsure what this means since she is an internet chick. I guess I/we can make believe I/we am/are in a shitty relationship with her. Yay for me/us.
Here's an alleged picture of her armpit:
Greg Giraldo is a comedian. Comedians write jokes. Here he is performing said jokes:
Greg no longer exists, but did yesterday.
In case you are wondering what passion is, I have brought an example. Someone give this sunset a pen:
A thousand people have already told him he "can't" do anything with his life. 25% of which have an MFA. Go figure.