Above is a picture of Tony Curtis sitting against some chick with natural boobs, a mole and grease lips. Tony has been moved to the I USED TO EXIST category as of today. Another dead octogenarian. Here's some Curtis quotes which may or may not apply to the act of writing:
Every movie I've been in has ended up on television.
I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
I like Vegas for its spontaneity.
I look at everything in an artistic way.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Its not age as much as the experiences I have had.
They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.
While you're doing it, you don't really know what you're doing.
Yes I'm still working, but my life's no longer filled with it.
His usual table at the Hollywood Sizzler is already growing cold and alone. We'll miss you.