TREE SEX (3)

You can't cheat on a flower - you can only pick one - that's honesty.

Flowers are pretty but boring.

And belong on graves.

TREE SEX (2)

You can’t cheat on a tree - you can only chop it down - that’s honesty.

Sex is when I get chopped into little pieces and think:

This is nice.

TREE SEX

You can’t cheat on a tree - you can only chop it down - that’s honesty.

I’m overpowered by myself almost constantly.

Nothing chops me down.